Pun Competition 13 Apr 1:37 PM (last month)
An annual Pun Competition was held by the New York Times. Here are some submissions: 1. I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now. 2. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. 3. A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail. 4. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. 5. Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was
Fear the Learned Reader 10 Mar 5:18 PM (2 months ago)
Fear someone who has a library and reads lot of books,You should Fear someone who has only one book and considers it sacred but he has not READ it!- Friedrich Nietzsche
Job Interview 10 Mar 5:03 PM (2 months ago)
When you know absolutely nothing about the company but still go for the job interview.Research the company before going for Job Interview. Being a chicken or not!!!
Signboard Language n Meaning 16 Nov 2024 9:24 PM (5 months ago)
Colin's Wooden bridge Warning Signboard! "Colin's Back Passage" "Slippy When Wet"
Facebook & WhatsApp 'shit' Wall 16 Nov 2024 9:20 PM (5 months ago)
Social media postings on facebook, whatsapp, X, twitter, Instagram
Never check your weight after Drinking 7 Sep 2024 6:37 PM (8 months ago)
Never check your weight after drinking... 🥂🥃🍻Weighing body clock!!
How to Approach a Bull, Horse & an Idiot 25 Jul 2024 9:25 AM (9 months ago)
How Not to Approach a Bull, a Horse & an Idiot!Never approach a bull from front, a horse from behind, and, an Idiot from any direction!
Tolerance is Dysfunction of Society 10 Jul 2024 12:45 PM (10 months ago)
Pluto said so that Tolerance is a dysfunction of a Civilized Society.
Clinton Mantra 14 Jun 2024 5:08 PM (11 months ago)
Clinton, Call me crazy, but I think treason, sedition and insurrection should be investigated thoroughly as a blow job!
Indian Students are Disliked Abroad! 19 May 2024 4:03 AM (12 months ago)
*Why Indian Students are Disliked Abroad!*TOO GOOD!It was the first day of school in the USA and a new Indian student named Chandra Subramanian entered the 4th grade.The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Teacher :- Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"She saw a sea of blank faces except for Chandra, who had his hand up: Chandra :- '
Polish Man Wants Divorce from American Wife 11 May 2024 4:06 AM (last year)
A Polish man married an American girl, and though his English wasn't very good, they got along very well. One day he rushes into a lawyer's office and asks him to arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer says that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asks him the following questions: "Have you any grounds?" "Yes, an acre and a half and a nice little home.&
Emergency Landing 30 Apr 2024 2:01 PM (last year)
😁An aeroplane made an emergency landing on water.Air hostess asked the passengers to slide down to the lifeboats, but the passengers refused.Air hostess then asked the Captain (Pilot) to help.The Captain being very knowledgeable and experienced, guided her : "You tell the Americans this is an ADVENTURE . Tell the British this is an HONOUR . Tell the French this is a ROMANTIC activity, Tell
Potty Problem 23 Apr 2024 1:56 PM (last year)
Only the little girl understood his problem of no toilet paper
Retired Colonel gets Married 22 Apr 2024 5:01 AM (last year)
After retirement, Colonel married a young 25 year old woman.Now he was spending less time with his friends. His concerned friends enquired if there was a problem. The Colonel said: "I'm eager to pass time with you all, but my young wife gets lonely when I'm away."His friends advised him: "Keep a young tenant at home, your wife will be happy in the company of a younger person."
Seniors' Daily Humor 7 Mar 2024 6:38 AM (last year)
Hilarious! 🤣1. When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.2. To me, "drink responsibly" means, "Don't spill it."3. Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight.4. It's the start of a brand new day, and I'm off like a herd of turtles.5. The older I get, the earlier it gets late.6. When I say, "The other day," I
Valentine Surprise 15 Feb 2024 7:22 AM (last year)
Surprise your girlfriend on valentine's day, by introducing her to your wife...Message by Coffins n Cremations
Car Security 18 Dec 2023 10:39 AM (last year)
This guy really fooled the storms and hurricanes with this Car Security idea during rain and storms.
Date? 6 Sep 2023 5:19 AM (last year)
How many times have a teacher prompted students for not writing the date on their assignments?My teacher got it written in assignment "Sorry Ma'am, I don't date teachers.";-)
Funny Nasty Notes for Bad Parking 2 Aug 2023 7:39 PM (last year)
Some creative people left some cheesy and nasty notes on badly parked car and suv.
Sense of Duty or Responsibility 1 Aug 2023 9:09 AM (last year)
CEO of large company was talking to his management team about the sense of responsibility...He asked a question... "Please tell me..., to spend my life with my wife is my duty or responsibility?"Pin drop silence in the meeting... but after a few minutes, a young officer said... "Sir, it is your duty".Why ? asked the CEO.Officer :- Because, "If it was a responsibility, then you would definitely
Her Diet Plan 28 Jun 2023 8:16 AM (last year)
Her tshirt says it all when people ask her about her diet plans!!
Photo-bomb 24 Jun 2023 8:36 AM (last year)
The moment you would think that you hate the glass of beer!
Drunks Are Most Alert Persons 21 Jun 2023 8:54 AM (last year)
Drunk men are the most alert and diligently follow road rules while crossing roads. They are best security of a liquor bottle.