Two Words: Tom Daley 14 Aug 2012 | 01:53 am

Today I find myself in serious Olympics speedos and wet bodies withdrawal. This 18 year old Brit has barely made the OILF (Olympians I’d Like to Fuck) club. I would totally pull a Demi Moore on him.

OILF #4 – Camille LaCourt – I Mean Qui Fucking Qui 7 Aug 2012 | 08:51 am

Sorry, team USA but this French Olympic God is welcome to get us wet with us anytime. Now go change you panties.

OILF #3 – Matt Anderson – Men’s Volleyball 7 Aug 2012 | 05:11 am

One does not simply watch Olympic Men’s Volleyball for the sport. Meet Matt Anderson, a 6’10 real-life Ken doll. Matt is 25 from Buffalo, NY and played Vollyeball at Penn State. But let me not bore yo...

Chad Le Clos – OILF #2. An Olympian I’d Like to Fuck. 1 Aug 2012 | 01:02 am

Chad le Clos, a 20 year old from South Africa who just beat out Michael Phelps for a gold medal in the 200m butterfly.

Ryan Lochte – OILF #1. An Olympian I’d (and let’s be serious You’d) Like to Fuck. 31 Jul 2012 | 01:35 am

What Should Kirsten Stewart Wear to Her Next Red Carpet Event? How About the Scarlet Letter? 26 Jul 2012 | 01:45 am

In the most important celebrity news of the year, Kristen Stewart cheated on her boyfriend Robert Pattinson, with her Snow White and the Huntsman director, Rupert Sanders…wait for it…who is married wi...

Wanna See a 53 Year Old Granny Shake Her Tits? 17 Jul 2012 | 03:02 am

Madonna released a boring music video for a boring song called “Turn Up The Radio.” Sorry, Madge but it’s more like “Turn Off The Radio” and “Turn Off The Music Video.” If you enjoy music videos with...

It’s Everybody’s Favorite Day of the Week…Happy Thong Thursday! 13 Jul 2012 | 05:19 am

She’s back!! After a few recently failed attempts and lack of creativity for Thong Thursday, Coco has finally gotten in touch with her booty and seems to have her groove back!

“Thongless Thursday” is NOT Approved. 22 Jun 2012 | 03:23 am

Dear Coco, just because its 99 degrees today in NYC does not mean you can skip out on Thong Thursday by  pulling down your jean shorts to reveal that you are in fact not wearing a thong and posting t...

YOLO: Let’s Throw Bottles at Each Other and Trash the Club. Chris Brown VS Drake 15 Jun 2012 | 04:34 am

HAHAHA, wanna see what happens after Chris Brown is welcomed at a club? Before: After: Apparently all of this went down over the eternal quest for whose banana will end up in Rihanna. Drake or Chri...