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Let’s all hold hands and relish in our own particular persuasion of crazy 24 May 2013 | 03:51 am
I know. You guys, I KNOW. It’s been awhile. “Awhile” is probably an understatement. A year? That’s a long ass time. And, while I think it deserves some sort of explanation, I also think that you guys ...
I’m Engaged! I met Rob Lowe! We launched Paper’d! There’s an infographic! Exclamation points!!! 17 Mar 2012 | 08:16 am
Hey, guess what everyone!? I’M NOT DEAD. YAY. I know you were worried. Except if you follow me on Twitter, you’d know I absolutely was not dead, but have continued tweeting complete nonsense that has ...
I Have A Lot of Unresolved Anger Towards Paris. And Other Inspiring Things. 3 Oct 2011 | 07:13 am
Every single time I tweet about how I’m having a bad day, there are always a few people who reply to me saying basically the same thing: “You live in Paris! How could you ever have a bad day?!” How co...
It’s Not Even Noon Yet And I Have Already Lost All My Dignity. (Again.) 24 Aug 2011 | 09:08 pm
Today, it was a slightly chilly morning and I decided to head up the hill to the little grocery store. I have an obsession with these little pre-packaged coffees, mainly because it’s the only time, be...
For The Record: A Hammam Bath is Way Too Goddamn Hot 24 Aug 2011 | 05:15 am
Today, I had an hour Thai massage with a thirty minute hammam bath. Now, I did this mainly because I saw a LivingSocial coupon for it and thought, “Hey, that’s a good way to spend an afternoon.” Excep...
This Post Got Out of Control And I’m Sorry For All The Violence 19 Aug 2011 | 04:26 am
Today, I am breathing fire. Part of it is that today I want to strangle a person, but the other part is just that some days you wake up really angry, you know? I have no idea what that’s about or how ...
I’m Making Some Really Bad Jokes But What Else Is New? 17 Aug 2011 | 08:50 am
Today, I bought jeggings, the legitimate kind that have the elastic waistband. The “front pockets” and “zipper” are quoted because they exist only for show. The back pockets could actually hold someth...
A Mini-Manifesto: 11 Things to Live By 16 Aug 2011 | 09:26 am
Today, I think it’s important for me to make a list of all the things I live by, many of which have been shaped, formed and invented over the course of the last six months. Everything in my life has c...
I Felt Smug For Two Hours And It Was Awesome 14 Aug 2011 | 09:19 am
Today, I saw Rise of the Planet of the Apes and it was surprisingly very good and entertaining, but this isn’t Rotten Tomatoes, so let’s get to the heart of the story, shall we? We shall. The only ti...
I Have Sneezed Approximately 200 Times. Help. 13 Aug 2011 | 04:46 am
Today, I am going on the second day of being sick, which means I am currently the world’s least pleasant person to be around. I am writing this in between sneezes and crying in the bathroom, because I...
