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Dirty Eddie and the Ashtrays 6 Apr 2006 | 04:24 pm
Dirty Eddie and The Ashtrays new hit single "My Cat got smashed at the Laundromat" is creating new inroads into the grunge music scene. Recreating the lyrics for this column: "My Cat got smashed...
BRAINJUICE-UNSWEETENED 21 Mar 2006 | 07:20 pm
SHE CLICKETY CLACKETYED A NEW CONVERSATION AND LOOKED STRAIGHT AT THE CROTCH. A BOLD ONE FOR SURE THAT ONE. NOT A PARDON ME, EXCUSE ME. NOT SELF CONSCIOUS ABOUT THE DIRECT PINPOINT LOOK - I ...
Dog Ass 11 Mar 2006 | 01:39 pm
Dipping down the farm road in summer's sizzling heat with the curly cue waves of oasis views, I slipped on pregnant leaves of grass and slid butt down like an old dog ass.
DUMP THE INCUMBENTS 30 Jan 2006 | 04:06 am
In legislatures (both Federal and State) are stagnant progress blockers from throughout the land voted into office by elders deluded into believing the politicians have their best interest at heart. ...
Geriatric Queens/sleepers 11 Jan 2006 | 02:18 pm
Watched TV last night and a drug company was advertising their newest sleeping pill Lunesta. Lunesta?? I thought. Who in the hell makes up the names for this stuff. Well I deduced that probably th...
Jumped Up Without a Stitch On 20 Sep 2005 | 10:34 am
Jumped up without a stitch on answered the door. If I had been in a little bit better conditon I would have eagerly donned a flimsy towel at best and then slithered to do the door. In never occurre...
The Trouble with Work 14 Sep 2005 | 10:42 am
Work is definitely a tool of the devil. Only the devil could have devised the uniquely mind-mushing past-time known as work. A deity of just about any religious persuasion in the world would not hav...
A Poem 13 Sep 2005 | 11:17 am
The nurse stood in the doorway watching the up and down of the still warm chest Looked at her watch and thought when will it end. The stillness of the room and the dim half light of dawn e...
Six Naked Dwarfs and Me 12 Sep 2005 | 08:49 am
Six Reasons why I left the convent and sit here sore and lonely staring at the hypnotizing rays of a computer monitor. Need I go on? Things couldn't have been any stranger or bleak as they are now....