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Day Boat on Loch Lomond 15 Jun 2012 | 11:47 pm
AnElephantCant possibly do justice He doesn’t have the gift of the gab But he’ll show you some pics And a few rhyming tricks To describe his adventure on the Day Boat BigRab Another magical trip on L...
Forest Bumps 10 Jun 2012 | 06:39 am
On the recent news that orang-utans are highly skilled engineers: http://phys.org/news/2012-04-orangutan-reveal-expertise.html AnElephantCant find a rhyme for orang-utan Or even Old Man of the...
Eurovision Song Snoozefest 21 May 2012 | 12:59 am
AnElephantCant knock Engelbert Humperdinck Because our mum was a bit of a fan We don’t think he can sing But that is not the main thing Mum found him a handsome and quite charming man He is going to ...
I spy with my little eye 17 May 2012 | 12:27 am
AnElephantCant keep a secret We have discovered Mrs Ellie is a spy Not double-oh seven She is more legs eleven AnElephant is happy that he is her guy She has long had a wee crush on Sean Connery But ...
Cardross on the Clyde 3 May 2012 | 09:23 pm
AnElephantCant hide his pure pleasure In Scotland in springtime in sun The bright blue the fresh green the blossom And no one with an elephant gun Last evening he wandered through Cardross With his b...
road less travelled 26 Apr 2012 | 09:59 pm
AnElephantCant say we’re great walkers But we are a bit of a squeeze in a car We are not built for a bike So when we have to hike We prefer a short stroll to going too far A campaign by the Living St...
Queen's Park Sesquicentenary Year 12 Apr 2012 | 03:14 am
AnElephantCant do poetic justice To Glasgow’s Queen’s Park in the spring The pond has tadpoles And from the flagpole We see flowers and hear the birds sing The park celebrates its sesquicentenar....
Lochwinnoch Rocks 4 Apr 2012 | 09:24 am
AnElephantCant always be poetic He has not had much time to prepare this But he feels it’s his duty To display Scotland’s beauty So sit back and relax while he shares this The chairman* suggested...
Loch Lomond 27 Mar 2012 | 10:12 pm
'By yon bonnie banks an' by yon bonnie braes Whaur the sun shines bright on Loch Lomond' (Traditional Scottish - first published 1841) AnElephantCant possibly do justice He lacks the descriptive a...
Budget 2012 26 Mar 2012 | 08:49 pm
We are all in this together But the rich don’t have enough The poor are just so greedy Do they really need so much? Rich people only work if they know they will get richer Poor people just won’t work...
