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Best Wishes to Mr. and Mrs. B 23 Aug 2013 | 09:55 pm
Mrs. JP tells me from across the kitchen table that your head server, Mrs. Brilliant, has already posted about this on her Facebook wall. Therefore, with that precedent in mind, I do not think I ...
Creampie Asshole of the Day 12 Aug 2013 | 11:58 pm
(Tip o' the tinfoil hat to faithful reader CC) In the interests of context, in case you haven't read the lead story on Yahoo: Tim Armstrong, All-American Boy and corporate sociopath...
Why not just make a freaking phone call? 10 Aug 2013 | 03:58 pm
The smartphones that people use for texting are PHONES. That means that you can, in most cases, set a voice command to call a number: "Home". "Jackie." "Bob." "Tony's Pizza." Talking on the phone whi...
This is the greatest thing in the history of things. 9 Aug 2013 | 02:27 pm
You know, I love a dorkalicious surrealist art video of a cat in a shark costume riding a Roomba as much as the next person. But for sheer glad-to-be-alive silly, nothing beats Stephen Colbert and fri...
Random Monday Thoughts 5 Aug 2013 | 10:09 pm
If the NSA is so omniscient and omnipresent, then how come they didn't catch Bradley Manning three and a half years ago when he was in that chat room with Wikileaks talking about the Afghanistan ...
Bambi vs the Wisconsin DNS 4 Aug 2013 | 02:07 am
When I read about hyper-militarized fascist bullshit like this, it makes me despair for this once-compassionate and humane country, putting ideas in my head that would, in this Fuck the 4th Am...
It's Friday I'm In Love 3 Aug 2013 | 06:22 am
Just about two months ago, Pete and I adopted a blind kitten. We had little idea what we were in for. I expected to spend a great deal of time coaxing the kitten into doing catlike things, but no. Eye...
Top 10 George Zimmerman Excuses for Speeding 1 Aug 2013 | 02:33 am
Earlier today, George Zimmerman, the Sanford, Florida man found not guilty in the shooting death of Trayvon Martin two and a half weeks ago, was pulled over in North Texas for speeding. In the Fo...
The national scourge that is white violence 31 Jul 2013 | 01:53 pm
Chris Hayes is hilariously deadpan here. Priceless:
Carlos Danger, Private Sextitextigator 26 Jul 2013 | 08:41 am
"I'm Carlos Danger, Private Sextitextigator." "You look like Anthony Weiner, disgraced ex-congressman." "No, really, I'm Carlos Danger. Says so right there on my card." "That's a bizarre photo to put ...
