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WIND BENEATH MY WINGS 22 May 2012 | 10:57 am
Spunkier than a teen hyped up on a six pack of Red Bull and friendlier than a wet Labrador pup this wonderful woman housed more energy in her tiny body than eight cups of coffee. I once had a princi...
DAY BY DAY (Two Scoops of Grace With Chuckles on Top..Giveaway and Review) 2 May 2012 | 06:00 pm
Have ya'll ever pondered "Can Preachers Have Sex on Sunday" or had to answer questions like this Ozark Farm Chick does here on the Ponderosa like, "Where's The Bull"? Maybe you've yearned to read 'bo...
THANKS TO YOU 25 Apr 2012 | 06:45 am
Ya'll have made this young woman so happy she doesn't know whether she's a-washin' or a-hangin'! Doesn't she look like she's just won the lottery and then some? It all began over at Marydon's 'Blush...
PAPER ROSES 13 Apr 2012 | 09:15 am
This Ozark Farm chick was shakin' like a fifty cent ladder on gutter cleanin' day when I listened to the weather and heard the frost warnins. When I turned in late last night it was thirty seven degre...
JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL (Don't Stop Believin') 30 Mar 2012 | 04:06 am
Oh Mama! That man over there just wadded up his napkin and ate it!!! .......and there goes another!!! Sweetie, you must be seein' things 'cause that simply doesn't happen. We'll feed me nails and call...
LOOK WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO MY SONG 23 Mar 2012 | 08:49 am
I've been madder than a dwarf with a long stringed yo~yo! Folks, this has been one tough week on this Ozark Farm Chick. I've sadly been greavin' deeply for a loss I never thought I'd have to face. Far...
THE BEST 9 Mar 2012 | 05:42 am
As sure as this Ozark Farm Chick knows a 'possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road, it's clear that this man was one remarkable fella. Ya'll might say he was "Simply the Best!" Th...
Runaway 21 Feb 2012 | 09:10 am
To say my best friend and I were naive or a bit green would be a vast understatement to say the least. We Teeny Town gals were honesty greener than frog snot the first few months of college life. Why,...
FALLING 10 Feb 2012 | 12:52 pm
Here on the Ponderosa I've fallen when it's been colder than a nuns toes on a ice packed ski slope and slicker than wet okra in a soapy sink. When my friends worry 'bout me fallin' out here in the mid...
THE GOOD LIFE 1 Feb 2012 | 11:31 am
Farm livin' makes this Ozark Farm Chick happier than a gopher in a fresh plowed field! The directions to the Ponderosa may include words like miles, county lines, last or gravel road. We might of used...
