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Crazy Hobo has Overdose from DC Cheeseburger Hotspot 23 Apr 2011 | 02:56 pm
WASHINGTON DC / GW – In recent hospitality news, a local hobo known as Drunken Darius, discovered a local burger joint, Lindy’s Red Lion, and then mayhem occurred as he stole food and eventually went ...
Tourists Forced to Sleep in DC Metrorail 20 Apr 2011 | 05:50 pm
WASHINGTON DC / BLUE AND ORANGE LINE – In recent hospitality news, Destination DC, Washington Metro Area Transit Authority (WMATA), and DC hotels have worked together to ‘walk’ guests to the Metro, be...
GW Hotel Hires Infants and Homeless to Management Team 17 Apr 2011 | 09:30 am
WASHINGTON DC / GW – The State Plaza Hotel, located on Eye Street near GW, has recently hired a homeless man and an infant as managers, in an effort to cut costs and improve productivity, reports Crap...
DC Nightclub Finally Allows Guests to Breathe 9 Apr 2011 | 03:40 pm
WASHINGTON DC / CAPITOL HILL – In recent night club and hospitality news, Fur Nightclub has announced that they will be putting policies in place to allow basic bodily functions such as breathing, mov...
Steroid Scandal Erupts Over Bar's Buffalo Wings 4 Apr 2011 | 07:10 pm
WASHINGTON DC / FOGGY BOTTOM – In local DC bar news, Crapital Hospitality has uncovered that Marshall’s Bar and Grille has been injecting its popular wings with anabolic steroids such as HGH, testoste...
Red Roof Inn Changes Name to Reflect Its Inadequacies 27 Mar 2011 | 12:30 pm
WASHINGTON DC / CHINATOWN – In DC hotel news, Crapital Hospitality reports that the Red Roof Inn located in Chinatown has recently admitted to changing its name to ‘Red Reject Inn’ to more accurately ...
Georgetown Hotel Continues to Mock and Ignore Guests 21 Mar 2011 | 07:45 pm
WASHINGTON DC / GEORGETOWN – After many meetings and much deliberation, a local Georgetown hotel has decided to stick with its current practices of ignoring, mocking, and laughing at guests and their ...
Mexican restaurant adds 'Indigestion Free' menu 10 Mar 2011 | 02:31 pm
WASHINGTON DC / DOWNTOWN – Due to the recent complaints of customers feeling a ‘food coma’ coupled with indigestion, one DC franchise of Chipotle Mexican Grill is adding an ‘Indigestion Free’ menu to ...
Drunken Buffoon Confused from DC Bar Name 17 Feb 2011 | 10:45 am
WASHINGTON DC / ADAMS MORGAN – Community college dropout and current cafeteria attendant, Kenny Stroker, was seen with a bewildered look on his face after learning from Crapital Hospitality that “Mada...
Campus Bar Invents "Happy Hour" Concept to Attract College Students 7 Feb 2011 | 11:00 pm
WASHINGTON / GW – Local bar and tavern, Froggy Bottom Pub, recently announced to Crapital Hospitality that in order to increase revenue, management will be lowering prices on beer and other alcoholic ...
