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The Krion Complex 15 Aug 2013 | 08:06 pm
No, this is a not one of those “raised, bumpy print” novels you’d find in the genre corner at the bookstore. It’s a video game, and I’m not bringing it up for the reasons the gaming nerds who read thi...
Additional Things Reality Contestants Aren’t Here to Make 15 Aug 2013 | 05:17 am
Okay, so you’re not here to make friends. We got it. Somehow, this is a statement people on reality shows keep making. For the record, there are more interesting things you could not be here to make,...
My Solution to Back Acne 9 Aug 2013 | 07:31 pm
Heads up: This post will not offer you a miracle cure for your back acne. That’s between you and your dermatologist. Instead, this post is about the word bacne — or backne, depending on your preferenc...
Ladies’ Polio 7 Aug 2013 | 10:49 am
Sure, most of us instantly forgot about Mad TV the moment it went off the air — you know, in the same way we forgot about it a half-hour into each airing, when we changed the channel to SNL. But we do...
The Haunted Kleenex Commercial 6 Aug 2013 | 11:48 am
I shy away from pronouncements such as “Japanese culture is so weird!” because I’ve come to associate them with a sheltered sort of person who uses the “W”-word as a put-down for anything that’s diffe...
Yet Another Five Words With Surprising Etymologies 5 Aug 2013 | 03:20 am
The long-awaited sequel to “Five Words With Surprising Etymologies,” “Five More Words With Surprising Etymologies” and “Another Five Words With Surprising Etymologies,” of course. greyhound: I’d imag...
Twelve Alternatives to Heidi Klum 31 Jul 2013 | 07:33 pm
Because sometimes you wish there were someone else to host that awkward part of Project Runway where Heidi walks out onstage and basically says “Hi. Here’s what happened last night. I’m going to tease...
Why I Had to Quit Animal Crossing 30 Jul 2013 | 07:59 pm
Short version: I can’t play Animal Crossing anymore because it’s making me feel like a failure at life — that is, more so than playing any most other video games would. If you’re not the joystick-han...
Arrested Development and the Mysterious Nature of Cindi Lightballoon 30 Jul 2013 | 08:54 am
For reasons I will never be able to explain, I seized on Cindi Lightballoon. Arrested Development has no shortage of strange character names, and while a lot of them seem to be an in-joke or an allusi...
As You Walk Along With Your Ding-Ding-Dong 25 Jul 2013 | 10:17 pm
Just watch this this 1975 video of the song “Ding a Dong,” the winning entry of the 1975 Eurovision Song Contest, as performed by the inexplicably named disco band Teach-In. Okay, so a few things. W...
