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Guest Slutting 26 Oct 2010 | 03:25 pm
I was looking at TLD's blog, and got vaguely sad and moody. HE got a guest spot Novel Adventures. Just because he's written a stupid book. I could write a book. If I were talented. If I had the attent...
I Wish I Was A Time Lord: I'd Have The Chance to Leave Earth Until the Music Got Better 24 Oct 2010 | 11:19 pm
My sparkles bring all the vampires to the yard, and I'm like, You're a fag
I'm Surprised 13 Oct 2010 | 12:56 pm
If Justin Bieber was to stand on the top of a tall building, preparing to jump, I reckon 99% of teenage girls around the world would sob, beat their breasts, and beg him not to do it. Seriously, only...
Dear Diary, Nobody Understands Me But You! 13 Oct 2010 | 10:52 am
My goodness, when did it become so hard to be a teenager?! I remember that my teenage years, when coupled with the travails of high school, did occasionally move me to tears and fits of great stabbine...
I'm Surprised 13 Oct 2010 | 08:56 am
Lisa, the kick-ass female contestant on this year's series of The Biggest Loser, spent six hours on a spin bike. She must have worn a wetsuit, which she peed in, before pulling the leg out, and wiggl...
Safety First 13 Oct 2010 | 08:52 am
I correspond regularly with a charming individual who uses their government e-mail address. As a result, we're bound by the rules of their server BlackList, which scans all missives before allowing th...
A Hung Parliament 22 Aug 2010 | 08:07 pm
Bob Katter. Running the country. It's so stupid it's awesome
Consumer Accesories, How I Love You! 19 Aug 2010 | 11:37 pm
(The long version of the story about How MelWuv Got Her Caffeine On) Okay, so: So you know how I like coffee? Busy BUSY day at work today - there at 0730, finished at 1530, and in between we had 17...
Study This 28 Jul 2010 | 12:40 am
In high school, I studied Pride and Prejudice /lip quiver/ I wanna study Fight Club!
Untitled 26 Jul 2010 | 10:16 pm
I've already discussed the fact that smokers are more likely to be punched in the wang than kiddie fiddlers here, but today, the debate went up a notch. My friend is lovely. She's beautiful, clever, ...