A Date Which Will Live in Infamy 8 Dec 2009 | 06:35 am

Mr. Vice President, Mr. Speaker, Members of the Senate, and of the House of Representatives: Yesterday, December 7th, 1941 -- a date which will live in infamy -- the United States of America was sudd...

Happy Thanksgiving! 27 Nov 2009 | 01:56 pm

Good Riddance Mr. Muhammed 11 Nov 2009 | 11:12 am

Tonight, Virginia is set to execute John Allen Muhammed, aka "The DC (or Beltway) Sniper." For those who don't remember, you clearly did not live in the DC area in the early 2000's. This piece of huma...

The Infamous Obama Unemployment Graph Part 6: Funemployment is Off the Charts! 7 Nov 2009 | 09:06 am

I don't know about you folks, but I'm sure glad that we're out of this nasty old Bush recession, aren't you? And so what if another 192,000 Americans had to lose their jobs in the month of October in ...

President Obama Signs New Hate-Crime Bill, "Hate-Crimes" Magically Cease 2 Nov 2009 | 12:42 pm

Yes folks, good news from this past week: Our long, national nightmare is over. President Barack Hussein Obama (Mmm, Mmm, Mmm) signed the Matthew Shepard-James Byrd Jr. Hate-Crimes Prevention Act on W...

Gas Prices Rise 34 Cents in Less Than 2 weeks? Awesome 26 Oct 2009 | 11:07 am

First things first, I saw Zombieland today, and it was awesome. I highly encourage you all to see it. A-. Now, on to buisness. So for those of you who don't know, I deliver pizzas for Pizza Hut for ...

Wish Me Luck! 20 Oct 2009 | 01:47 pm

So I have my interview tomorrow morning at 7:30 AM (EST) for a teaching job. Wish me luck!

Ladies and Gentlemen, We Have a New Mission 10 Oct 2009 | 01:07 pm

As most of you are aware, I'm sure, President Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize today, only the 4th US President (and only the 3rd sitting)to do so. And just 9 months into office, he surely rank...

It Could Be Worse, They Could Be Det....No Wait, They Already ARE Detriot 9 Oct 2009 | 01:26 pm

Ladies and Gentlemen, roll up the windows and lock the doors, we're about to take a trip through Detriot. Except for New Orleans post-Kartrina, Detroit is about the closest thing to a 3rd world countr...

The Infamous Obama Unemployment Graph Part the 5th 4 Oct 2009 | 12:40 pm

Yes folks, I'm finally back, and with a vengence. I know you missed me, I missed you too, but we have lots to cover, so let's get right down to it. I realize I'm a couple days late with this, but it'...