Class 3 Nov 2009 | 09:06 am

Last night, I was slumming around with Bits on our strip. This Jag pulls up, and we're both shakin' our hips and pushing our tits together, you know, being cute. And out of NOWHERE, storms Bella: A te...

Evil Hearted You 10 Aug 2009 | 07:43 am

Gave my first golden shower last night in the parking lot of a Dunkin' Donuts. The guy told me "The more you pee, the more I pay", so beforehand, I went into the donut shop and told the old lady at th...

The Rules of Infection 22 Feb 2009 | 05:11 pm

I've been passed out all day. Fell asleep nekkid in the hammock after getting out of the shower, so I've been stumbling around with bright red "hammock" lines burned into my face and boobs. Got stuck...

The Nerve 9 Feb 2009 | 03:56 pm

Woke up at nine (9!) A.M. to the sound of a million different car horns blaring. Out the window, I saw the 'Bill Weiner's' used car lot next door had a hotdog cart and a big banner that read, "Honk If...

Everything But the Catsuit... 25 Jan 2009 | 08:50 am

I've been BURGLARIZED! What the fuck is my neighborhood coming to? Is it the new S+M club that just opened that's bringing in the riff-raff? Sigh.. OK~I came home just as it got dark Thursday evenin...

Hookin' Ain't Easy 15 Jan 2009 | 11:12 am

FUCK. Broke my blue snakeskin heel last night tryin to do the hopscotch on Sunset. Picked up an Ugly Fucker called "Shebowne" and went to Pax's for peanut butter soup. Ditched "Sheb"with the bill, an...

14 Stunning Cunts of Hollywood and Beyond 7 Jan 2009 | 09:44 am