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Scenes From the Car Wash: My Profession Has Made Me Way Too Comfortable Talking to Sketchy People Ed. 14 May 2013 | 07:05 am
Scene: Car Wash (duh). Sketchy Looking Man: Excuse me miss. I have some car wash tokens for sale. See? There from this car wash. I'm selling them for a dollar. Me: Yeah, I can buy them from t...
DTFigure Out What DTF Means. 7 May 2013 | 08:43 am
Scene: I am driving through the Wal-Mart parking lot, talking to both of my parents on Bluetooth. Me: OMG. PAUSE. I have to take a picture of something in the parking lot. Dad: Of? Me: A car,...
Stuff! Things! Your Face! Your Clothes! 21 Mar 2013 | 07:37 am
So I'm back to failing at blogging. Time to do what I do best then- tell you what to buy. Last week I was on the receiving end of a Target gift card, and instead of buying a dress or some such shit,...
I Like Me. 20 Feb 2013 | 09:16 am
This article on Jezebel today really struck a cord with me. The title is "Why Don't Women Say They're Pretty: Here Are Ten Reasons." The second you read the title of this post, you were probably wo...
Baby, I'm Pretty Sure This Dude Won't Let You Drive His Car. 18 Feb 2013 | 09:50 am
A while back, because of Twitter obviously, I watched a very especially creepy episode of My Strange Addiction on TLC, which featured THIS FREAKING GUY: who believed he was in a sexual and romantic r...
Looking for a New Diet? LOOK NO FURTHER! 7 Feb 2013 | 05:29 am
Ed Note: For years I've been telling Aaron that he eats "like a python," meaning that he only eats when he is hungry and doesn't eat again until he has fully digested his last meal. What I mean is t...
Resolutions Check In: Win Some, Lose Some. 5 Feb 2013 | 09:03 am
So, we're a month into 2013 already. My god, time is flying. I feel like the last two years have flown by at break neck pace, and I'm worried that this is just how it is now. Without getting too me...
CUIDADO! PISO MOJADO! 29 Jan 2013 | 08:39 am
Do not under any circumstance buy A Tub of Cool Whip Frosting and A Tub of Sprinkles and mix them together in a glorious slurry henceforth to be known as A SPRINKLES BLIZZARD and store this crea...
Hillary 2016. 28 Jan 2013 | 10:16 am
Alternate titles: I am Rush Limbaugh's Slut OR We Are All Sandra Fluke. Scene: Walgreen's Pharmacy. Clerk is ringing up my birth control prescription (and a bottle of Smart Water) Him: That will...
Face Space. 23 Jan 2013 | 08:32 am
So I've got some new face care things going on, and I care to share! Last time we checked in with my makeup routine, I was all about Estee Lauder BB Cream. I'm still diggin' it, but as usual I have ...
