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That difficult second novel. 12 Aug 2011 | 07:35 pm
The Bleakening by Valentine Suicide Prologue Flickering in and out, it pulsated. Pulsated, darkened. It darkened, divided. It divided again. Then, unaccountably bleakened. Chapter One - An Ordinary...
I love you, Rod Taylor.. 2 Jul 2011 | 07:48 pm
Hurrah! I've invented a time machine. Yes that's right, A TIME MACHINE! Just what man's been waiting for. Now we can all travel in time (subject to a large fee) using my magical device. It had couple ...
Tennis Update #2 1 Jul 2011 | 10:12 am
I've had literally no requests to prove my bold statements regarding sound-alikes. So bending under the weight of such demands, I will demonstrate. One person:- (Click) Another person:- (Click) Whe...
Tennis update 1 Jul 2011 | 08:57 am
Have you ever noticed the similarities between low-output author Donna Tartt (how many books in ten years?) and former Tennis champion Tracy Austin? They ARE identical! * It's all I've been able to t...
Roll up! 1 Jul 2011 | 01:32 am
In the spirit of Wimbledon, I am going to be holding prestigious music/sporting events in my home. Please feel free to queue and camp in my front garden overnight ahead of these events, only to be tol...
The novel wot I wrote 3 Nov 2010 | 08:19 am
The Stones by Valentine Suicide Chapter One - The Coming Of The Stones The Stones came. No-one knew what they were or what to do with them. Not even me, a scientist at The Royal Institute of Stones....
VS- celebrity correspondent.. 20 Aug 2010 | 05:10 am
I see Welsh actress Llindsay Llohan is defying doctors, who have only given her "months to live". Look Magazine informs me that if she continues using the lethal cocktail of drugs and alcohol, she co...
Snake oil 19 Aug 2010 | 11:33 pm
I don't get coffee. It's a fairly banal drink, and the vast array of variations appear to me to be just indifferent versions of the same blandness. I don't know what a 'good' cup of coffee is. I've dr...
Brown bagging it 16 Aug 2010 | 09:06 pm
I work in an environment where it can be sometimes be difficult to get away. We have problems to fix and we're up against the clock. Trouble is if I don't eat things, I can get all weird and shaky. I ...
Lawks.. 16 Aug 2010 | 11:47 am
..it's a million o'clock on Sunday night. I still can't bring myself to admit that the weekend is over, and I have to sleep and go to work. What's wrong with me?
