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The Fine Line Between Being Hilarious And Being A Grandmother 26 Jun 2012 | 06:13 am
Texting with the Kiddo... Kiddo: Hey the deposit came through today. Thank you thank you thank you! Me: G Me: Damn it, that was supposed say "Good". Kiddo: I've already made $215 at KFC, but I w...
Rock Hard Hemorrhoids 14 Jun 2012 | 02:37 am
Okay, I admit it. I read 50 Shades of Grey. Okay fine. I read all three of those stupid books. I say stupid because they are. Very stupid. The writing is terrible, the plot is ridiculous. The charact...
Insta-awesome 18 May 2012 | 05:47 am
Y'all, I just realized I've never linked to my instagram account here. If you are already a follower, you know what a travesty of awesomeness that is. Okay, not really. But! If you follow me, I promis...
Whip It Good 26 Apr 2012 | 01:48 pm
Okay so here's the thing. I love to eat. LOVE. I have a beautiful relationship with my meals. That first taste, especially when it's something special or if I'm really hungry, is pure bliss. Unfortun...
My Dad, A Snake & A Burning Bush 20 Apr 2012 | 04:44 am
My parents are here for a week long visit. I am beyond thrilled. We live in different states and so I usually only see them once or twice a year. Plus my dad is super handy and hates to sit still, whi...
Jesus Fail 10 Apr 2012 | 06:02 am
I really do believe in God. I do. Believe it or not, I was raised by extremely spiritual and religious parents. I went to church every. single. sunday. I played the Virgin Mary in the Christmas play (...
Don't Ya Wish Your Girlfriend Was More Modest Than Me? 11 Mar 2012 | 09:51 am
Things I am not proud of: I have no inner monologue I have no problem humiliating myself in public I will sing on command at any time I am super drunk in these videos Yes, that is a wireless mic ...
And That's How Eric Stoltz And 70's Porno Music Got Me Fired 23 Feb 2012 | 04:51 am
Me: Hello? Him: Hey baby. *70’s porno music playing* Me: What the hell is that? Him: Oh that? Just a little baby makin’ music to start your day off right. Me: Ummmm…..what? Him: Okay, so I was on Yo...
Maxine Has Left The Building 25 Jan 2012 | 08:30 am
Remember last summer when we had to put my cat, Boo Boo, to sleep and I was super sad face about it and it totally sucked? Yeah, I had to do it again in November. After Boo died, my other cat went do...
And That's How I Ended Up With My Fingers Glued Together On A Tuesday Night 18 Jan 2012 | 04:54 pm
So I found this new website. It's called Pinterest. Heard of it? Probably not, on account of how I tend to catch these trends way before everyone else does. I'm pretty sure it was just created in the ...
