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Tag-- Er, I'm It! 30 Aug 2012 | 05:35 pm
One of my writer friends, Whitney of the Write in Life blog, tagged me with something called "the 777 Challenge." This is a game where instead of pegging me with a dusty eraser in the head, as one doe...
Sorry, Dolly-- 9 to 5 Star Wars Parody Spoof from Stormtrooper Perspective 10 Aug 2012 | 11:35 pm
Someone on G+ had posted the graphic above, and it got me feeling musical all over. So I couldn't help but try my hand at the song this image so desperately wanted to be paired with. Please do not cr...
The Hoveround as Commuter Vehicle 18 Jul 2012 | 08:16 pm
I'd written about this once before as a joke (in "Is there a way to speed up my Hoveround Powerchair?") where a speed-crazed grandmother soups-up her powerchair and hits the motorways with the zealous...
How to Write a Thriller Movie Title 13 Jul 2012 | 03:37 am
I've been digging into Netflix's thriller archives lately, and I've almost caught myself renting the same movie twice because the names are all so similar. Which got me thinking, there's a formula to...
Father's Day Gift Ideas for Darth Vader 15 Jun 2012 | 07:53 pm
"Dear Dad- This Father's Day, I want to take a moment to say that even though you tried to kill me, and convert me to the Dark Side, and you blew up my sister's home planet..." What do you get the Da...
Warning: Mad Beeper is Loose 1 Jun 2012 | 02:43 am
My normally-pasty face flushed the kind of rich red that tomatoes want in a hot summer fashion. A buzzer sounded with nasty, tattle-tale glee. The store worker rushed over to confront the issue. Soon...
Cat Alarm Operational Instructions 26 May 2012 | 11:51 pm
Congratulations on your purchase of this finely crafted Cat Alarm, (10 pound, shorthaired white van model). We hope you will enjoy its exquisite functionality and streamlined style. Your Cat Alarm wi...
With Apologies to Edgar Allen Poe 17 May 2012 | 08:37 am
The Sabre Once upon a driveway weedy Narrow, hilly, grass gone seedy Sat neglected in the queue o'er many an indoor chore Came a neighbor's Buick Sabre Parked in haste and without labor Parked a...
Car's Stick Figure People Exterminated Through Dalek Invasion 16 May 2012 | 02:29 am
Not a molecule of that stick figure family left! This was a photo I took this morning driving into work. I think I made the driver a little paranoid as he/she looked in the rearview, but paranoia is ...
I've Been a Bad, Bad Blogger... 18 Feb 2012 | 05:09 am
My e-silence has been deafening. And the bony fingers of Mother Guilt have been clutching at my shoulder, poking me to action. She rasps in my ear, "It has been a month, and you have blogged of neithe...
