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“Wake The F*ck Up” – A Story for Husbands 4 Jun 2012 | 09:27 am
By now, every parent has heard of Go The F*ck To Sleep. What you haven’t heard is my version, Wake The F*ck Up, which I wrote especially for Ken (who loves to wake up 10 minutes before we have to leav...
Walls Closing In 29 May 2012 | 02:07 pm
This post was originally featured on World Moms Blog in October of 2011. *** I looked around at their smiling faces as I nervously fiddled with my unkempt hair. When was the last time I took a shower?...
In My Glass: Midori Rickey 28 May 2012 | 04:54 am
I’m sure I’ve mentioned this before, but it’s worth mentioning again; I love sitting on the back porch with a drink in hand and the BBQ going. Charcoal only, natch. For me, the ultimate summer drink r...
I’m Thinking It’s Time For You to Retire 25 May 2012 | 12:09 pm
I was flossing last night when I noticed a pain in one of my molars. I’ve been down this road before and I didn’t like where it took me. Root Canal Town. (On a side note: They say root canals are pain...
I’d Rather Be Eaten Alive By a Pack Of Rabid Cats 19 May 2012 | 03:23 am
My mother in law bought Blake a new toy. Sounds nice, right? I’ll let you decide. That thing is going back to the MIL’s house, pronto. Because I’d rather be eaten alive by a pack of rabid cats than ...
Grandpa Dale is Banned From Dressing Anyone but Himself 16 May 2012 | 11:38 am
My friend T walked into work last Thursday and asked me a peculiar question. “What was Blake supposed to wear to school today?” The two of us, along with our husbands, went to a Dodger game the night ...
My “Good Will Hunting” Moment 15 May 2012 | 01:19 pm
I don’t remember where we were headed when he asked me that question. It was a question I’d heard so many times before. A question I loathed. A question that immediately put me in defense mode and cau...
In My Glass: Peach Hibiscus Sangria 8 May 2012 | 10:49 am
I’m in love with this sangria. The hibiscus flowers in syrup gives it a flavor you won’t find in any fruit and it tastes amazing. Head over to One Martini at a Time for the Peach Hibiscus Sangria reci...
Throat Punch Thursday: Leather Purse For a Face Edition 3 May 2012 | 02:55 pm
Oh, New Jersey. What are we going to do with you? Only in New Jersey would a mother compare a trip to the tanning salon with “taking your daughter to go food shopping.” Patricia Krentcil was charged l...
