Ole Texas Cowboy 4 Feb 2009 | 01:49 pm

An ole TEXAS cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, ‘Are you a real TEXAS...

Officer, this is how the fight started… 27 Jul 2008 | 02:29 pm

I rear-ended the car in front of me. I admit that. It was my fault. So, we both pull over to the side of the road and slowly the driver of the car I hit gets out of his car . . . and you know how you ...

chicken farmer 7 Jun 2008 | 06:25 pm

very tired nurse 3 Jun 2008 | 06:23 pm

The original computer 12 May 2008 | 09:35 am

THE YEARS BEST (ACTUAL) HEADLINES FOR 2007 9 May 2008 | 09:26 am

Ha ha, these are good! Crack Found on Governor’s Daughter [Imagine that!] Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [No, really?] Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [Now that's ta...

Male or Female 6 May 2008 | 09:25 am

Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything i...

3rd man to walk on water 30 Mar 2008 | 05:27 pm

Do you really know your theology? Who was the 3rd man in history to walk on water? The 1st one was Christ. The 2nd was the apostle Peter. Then there was this guy Jose…

Classic Joke 28 Mar 2008 | 04:26 pm

Went to the cemetery the other day and saw 4 men carrying a coffin, 3 hours later saw the same 4 men with the same coffin. Thought to myself, they’ve lost the fuckin plot

Computer Password 26 Mar 2008 | 04:26 pm

A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log on. The husband wa...