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Seize The Day After Tomorrow!

My doctor told me to pee in a cup. I asked if he wanted it half full or half empty.

I’m working on a new invention: it’s a spray that eliminates the smell of room deodorizer.

My Higher Self has the munchies.

Do New Age pirates wear third-eye patches?

I just tried my first book on tape. Didn’t like it. Maybe I should have picked a different book than “Advanced Probability and Analytical Statistics”

Every day, in every way, I get more and more redundant.

The present moment ain’t what it used to be.

Everything always comes to you at the perfect time: when you’re in the bathroom with your pants around your ankles.

Remember, today is the day to shake your bootie while wearing adult diapers! It’s In-Depends-Dance Day!

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