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After 4000 years of struggle, Abramo De Luca became the first Italian to master the art of making pasta. Unfortunately, it took Americans less than 8 centuries to turn his art into Sex Pasta.

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After 4000 years of struggle, Abramo De Luca became the first Italian to master the art of making pasta. Unfortunately, it took Americans less than 8 centuries to turn his art into Sex Pasta.

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