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Bavers, by Sir Rat 17 Mar 2013 | 01:12 am

I am slumped in my armchair, suffering from Viral Plague. Possibly. I am markedly improved on yesterday, which eventually saw me gulping desperately at a bottle of whiskey in search of Blessed Oblivio...

Hairy Farmer 8 Feb 2013 | 12:52 am

As part of the drawn-out and tedious process of disengaging from our current broadband provider, I attempted to register for @gmail and @hotmail accounts earlier today. I attempted to register, natch,...

Carnivorous Rabbit 5 Feb 2013 | 05:34 pm

I keep promising to do better and Achieve Things here, don’t I? Ah, well. I make the same promises at Weightwatchers every week, and I haven’t shifted a single pound since October. Or, leastways, I ha...

Mine was very nice indeed, ta. 29 Dec 2012 | 03:38 am

I do hope yours was, too.

The Rumour Is 23 Nov 2012 | 08:36 pm

…that I have to go home tomorrow, to where the rivers are all in flood, roads are blocked, and villages cut off. Dislike.

It’s all fairly dreadful 20 Nov 2012 | 12:33 am

but I’m coping bravely.

Wycliffe goes on holiday 17 Nov 2012 | 05:31 am

Harry’s beloved bear is accompanying us. This has not reduced my stress load.

Irascible? Moi? 15 Nov 2012 | 05:33 pm

Of course, during the previously-discussed hormonal fluctuations, what one gains in terms of hunger (I am no longer trying to Eat All Of The Things), one loses to the Weepies and naked aggression. Kil...

NaBloPoMo 15 Nov 2012 | 05:46 am

…will simply have to be my aspiration for next year. It ain’t happenin’. I am up to my wrinkled eyes in To Do lists and Mount Laundry. Perhaps I should post the To Do lists? They are pleasingly crypti...

Injudicious 12 Nov 2012 | 02:41 am

I have managed to bugger my menstrual cycle up beyond belief. In fact, I think I have been foolish even by my standards, although to be fair, cycles as pre-buggered as mine are hard to come by. You wo...

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