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Tragic Sandra Blessington returns to competitive product holding 8 Aug 2013 | 04:27 pm
Good to see that the terrible air conditioning input fan accident from 2011 isn’t holding her back, plus that additional third hand she’s had fitted ought to really stir things up. Not having a ‘left’...
Competition time! 22 Jul 2013 | 01:00 pm
Win a chance to sit next to this woman for ten entire minutes! Simply answer this easy question: What is that silver thing on the tree stump and what kind of batteries are inside it? Tweet
Gadgets with FACES #238: TDK V513 Wireless Sound Cube 15 Jul 2013 | 01:00 pm
…by Roger Hargreaves. Probably drawn in the late 1990s by Adam Hargreaves, we imagine, but still part of the same universe. Tweet
The amazing fabric-shrinking power of the 100-degree boil wash 12 Jul 2013 | 12:38 pm
Can turn ball gowns into jumpers in one 45 minute cycle. Tweet
“Jennifer, I’ve dropped the teeny tiny screw from my glasses frame somewhere, can you…” 21 Jun 2013 | 01:10 pm
“GOD NO TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF REPLACEMENT SCREWS ARE MORE EXPENSIVE THAN THE ACTUAL GLASSES.” Tweet
“It’s nice that you’re proud of it and want to show it off to people…” 10 Jun 2013 | 03:37 pm
“BUT I’M THE ONE WHO HAS TO PLUG ALL THE CABLES BACK IN AGAIN, AREN’T I? WHERE HAVE YOU PUT THEM? HAVE YOU STUFFED THEM INTO A CARRIER BAG AND ARE THEY VERY TANGLED?” Tweet
Advanced Photoshop Tutorial 3 Jun 2013 | 01:00 pm
Today we’ll be giving you a look at how the online world edits images, using a popular photo manipulation tool known as Photoshop. It’s the secret the celebrities use to help them keep looking young a...
Diet tips of the stars revealed 31 May 2013 | 01:00 pm
Fizzy miso soup, for that satisfying blend of sweet and savoury and a comforting bloated tummy feeling. Tweet
Gadgets with FACES #237: TELEFUNKEN MAGNETOPHON 204TS 13 May 2013 | 02:00 pm
Has there ever been a better product name than TELEFUNKEN MAGNETOPHON 204TS? No. No way. Well, perhaps in Germany but not over here. Better still, you can buy him if you like him. You could then marry...
“…then CLOSE THE BLOODY DOOR” 9 May 2013 | 01:46 pm
“If you even so much as THINK about turning the heating on so you can stand there like that I swear I will go out and dig through the gas pipes myself. It’s the 9th of MAY and therefore never so cold ...
