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Home: A place where man goes to raise a fuss because something went wrong at the office.

Home: The place where you can scratch any place you itch.

Home: A place where a man is free to say anything he pleases because no one pays any attention to him.

Hole-In-One: An occurrence in which a ball is hit directly from the tee into the hole on a single shot by a golfer playing alone.

Hockey: A form of disorderly conduct on ice in which the score is kept.

Good Breeding: That quality that enables a person to wait in well-mannered silence while the loudmouth gets the service.

Good Advice: What a man gives when he gets too old to set a bad example.

Golf: A pastime that gives people cooped up in the office all week a chance to lie and cheat outdoors.

Golf: A long walk broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.

Gold Digger: A woman after all.

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