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If It’s Tuesday, This Must Be Fall 26 Aug 2013 | 08:12 pm
In years past, when Life in the Boomer Lane had three children at home, it was easy to know that summer was coming to an end. One tip-off was that there were no toys left in fewer than six pieces. A s...
My Gift From Ahh Bra Means A Win For You 22 Aug 2013 | 04:33 am
Life in the Boomer Lane is grateful that the long tradition of bestowing domesticated animals on others as gifts, has, with the exception of small pockets of the country, become passé. She is also gra...
A Brief Update on the New North Korean Smartphone 17 Aug 2013 | 06:37 pm
North Korea, in a stunning reversal of Precambrian technology, has announced the development of a smartphone, called the Arirang, available to all fun-loving and tech-savvy citizens of North Korea. A...
How to Not Get Divorced 16 Aug 2013 | 01:15 am
Because Life in the Boomer Lane forgot to bring to the gym her copy of Aristotle’s Nicomachean Ethics, the book she currently reading, she was forced to pick up a copy of the September issue of Glamou...
Born to Ride 13 Aug 2013 | 07:28 am
If you’ve noticed more and more folks driving cars in which the steering wheel comes up higher than their heads, you are not at Goofy’s Crazy Car Track at Disney World. People are driving longer in li...
I’m Getting Older but Everything Else is Getting Younger 10 Aug 2013 | 08:23 am
The greying of America is a well-accepted phenomenon. By 2050, the U.N. estimates for the first time ever, the world population will have more people over age 65 than children age 5 and younger. What ...
Ah, Sugar Sugar 7 Aug 2013 | 10:19 pm
Life in the Boomer Lane’s definition of a perfect ménage-a-trois would be to have sex with Now Husband, while another man spoon feeds her coffee Haagen Dazs. The August issue of National Geographic is...
Bag Lady Intervention 4 Aug 2013 | 05:35 pm
Life in the Boomer Lane recently read a cry for help that a woman posted on Vibrant Nation. Her life was being ruined by the size of her purse and the amount of stuff in it. The weight of the purse wa...
Butts, Boobs, and Botox 2 Aug 2013 | 07:52 pm
Life in the Boomer Lane has noticed that every time she writes anything about plastic surgery, her comments are flooded by the likes of: Plastic surgery is disgusting. I would never alter my appearan...
The Case Against Science 1 Aug 2013 | 01:15 am
Kentucky, home of The Creation Museum, has now become a hotbed of controversy over the issue of teaching science to children. While some people (and you know who you are) may still believe that the w...
