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3360262 24 Aug 2013 | 03:09 am
Today, I attended a Memorial Day ceremony which included bagpipes. After the ceremony had ended and most people had left, the bagpipers began to play the Star Wars theme. MLIA.
3360126 23 Aug 2013 | 05:00 am
Today, during a Free period, my friends and I decided to use an empty classroom because no one would distract us. We found out that it was fitted with a projector, so we hooked up my friends laptop an...
3360051 23 Aug 2013 | 04:58 am
A few days ago, I watched the new Star Trek: Into Darkness (awesome movie by the way you should go see it if you haven't yet). I spent half the movie trying to figure out the name of Scotty's little a...
3360221 23 Aug 2013 | 04:52 am
Yesterday, I went to a protest. Someone gave me a sign to wave. MLIA.
3362524 13 Aug 2013 | 02:01 pm
Today, a new hero entered into our lives. That person is James_Miller. Let's make this site truly average again for the hero of MLIA, the man they call James.
3360193 12 Aug 2013 | 10:22 pm
So i was walking through the mall, when I see a harry potter style wand in a store. Natrually i run inside, pick it up, and randomly point it shouting AVADA KEDAVRA! A girl across the hall collapsed ...
3360007 12 Aug 2013 | 10:22 pm
Remember back when this site used to be fun; when people would post fun stories for other people to read when they were bored? I used to be able to get on this site when I was down and it was certain ...
3360459 29 Jul 2013 | 05:50 am
Today at school, I was walking through the commons when this kid suddenly drops to the floor, does a somersault, then jumps up and whips out a little plastic bottle. Then he pulls the bubble wand out ...
3362053 20 Jul 2013 | 01:28 pm
You are on thin f*cking ice, my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks! Now, f*ck off.
3362055 20 Jul 2013 | 01:28 pm
Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c*nt... me.