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We Will Own You. 2 Nov 2010 | 10:24 am
Our “We Will Own You” can beat up your “Yes, We Can,” any day, anywhere, especially once our hostile takeover of the 2010 Elections™ is complete. To celebrate our upcoming ownership of America, we inv...
RepubliCorp™ at the Rally to “Keep Fear Alive” 2 Nov 2010 | 09:38 am
RepubliCorp executives rallied with Stephen Colbert in DC this Saturday to “Keep Fear Alive.” We’ll be adding more pictures to this post throughout the next day or so.
RepubliCorp™ Serenades American Action Network’s Rob Collins! 2 Nov 2010 | 02:44 am
Rob Collins™, President of the GOP™-front group American Action Network (which has funneled $25 million in secret corporate donations into far-right campaigns), is not just one of the most important m...
RepubliCorp in Chicago: “We Will Own You.” 2 Nov 2010 | 02:37 am
Lou Pole, the CEO of our Chicago Branch, delivered this moving yet funky rendition of our RepubliCorp corporate anthem, “We Will Own You.” Watch it, and try to hold back the tears of corporate pride:
RepubliCorp: Making News in Upstate New York 2 Nov 2010 | 02:29 am
Several RepubliCorp officers from our Upstate New York Division managed to find themselves on the local news, further confirming the success of our nationwide branding efforts:
The RepubliCorp™ Pledge of Allegiance! 29 Oct 2010 | 04:00 pm
In Madison, WI, RepubliCorp operatives proclaimed our Pledge of Allegiance to a gaggle of lowly 98%-ers. The unwashed masses took heed of their new corporate overlords. Enjoy!
RepubliCorp™ in the South: Corporate Synergy Achieved! 28 Oct 2010 | 05:33 pm
Early reports are coming on from RepubliCorp™’s day of Corporate Action, and it appears that our Branding Awareness Campaign™ achieved perfect synergy with the local populace. More photographic eviden...
RepubliCorp™ Operatives Invade The Midwest 28 Oct 2010 | 05:31 pm
Our scheduled acquisition of the 2010 Elections™ rolls on, unabated by the efforts of reformers everywhere – and the folksy, investment-friendly Midwest is no exception, as our trip to Rockford yester...
Hard at Work, Thanking Bobby Jindal™ 25 Oct 2010 | 08:00 am
We stopped by a local Sheraton in Madison, Wisconsin, to welcome beloved RepubliCorp personality-governor Bobby Jindal™, and thank him for his fundraising on behalf of GOP Senator-Designate Ron Johnso...
Robert Hurt™ : Fighting to keep Corporate Funding Anonymous. 25 Oct 2010 | 07:58 am
At RepubliCorp™, we respect and highlight the efforts of Congressman-Designate Robert Hurt™, who is fighting against Middle-Class Errand Boy Tom Perriello to keep corporate funding of elections the wa...
