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Teen Sucker Punches Teacher in Alley 11 Oct 2012 | 01:42 am
Who knows if the guy deserved it, but it is pretty damn funny. Watch the latest video at video.foxnews.com
Presidential Debate Drinking Game 4 Oct 2012 | 03:21 am
A drinking game for tonight’s Presidential Debate in Denver (but they should work just as well for the VP debates and the second Presidential debate). One Drink When Romney invokes the name Ronald Rea...
Tramp Stamp too Boring Try Bagel Heading 3 Oct 2012 | 05:19 am
OK, I get that’s it’s not permanent, but why? Why have your forehead shot full of 400 cc of saline to form a temporary bagel. I guess it’s good if you’re an actor going out for the role of a Doctor Wh...
Memphis Frat Boy Butt Chugs Way to Hospital 26 Sep 2012 | 10:25 pm
And here I thought that vodka tampons and slimming were the ultimate in Gen Y/ Millennial alcohol stupidity. But no, fraternity brothers at University of Tennessee have come up with a new one… the al...
New Jersey Mom Allegedly Puts 5 Year Old Daughter in Tanning Bed 3 May 2012 | 04:48 am
Snooki we’re sorry for calling you an Oompa-Loompa and making fun of your artificially enhanced skin tone. We’ve finally seen something much worse, in the burnt form of 44-year-old Patricia Krentcil,...
Unemployed Hick Willing To Be Hunted For $10,000 29 Sep 2011 | 09:32 am
The economy sucks and job prospects are sketchy at best. So unemployed 28 year-old Mork Encino has launched a website advertising his humble services. What is he selling? For $10,000 Mr. Encino will...
Gordon Ramsay’s Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead 16 Sep 2011 | 03:59 am
A dwarf porn star who was billed as Gordon Ramsay’s double has been found dead under bizarre circumstances, according to the UK tabloid The Sunday Sport. Percy Foster’s 3 foot 6 inch body was discove...
Rent Your Bathroom to Strangers- There’s An App for That, CLOO 14 Sep 2011 | 10:15 am
Back when I was a kid– you held it. Had to go poo, wait till you get home! Pull over by the side of the road. Wait till the train stops and pray there isn’t some freak in the restroom or that there...
Kate Gosselin Meltsdown Over Pizza For Her Bodyguard 14 Sep 2011 | 08:56 am
If you’ve read this blog over the years, you know that my disdain for reality show twit Kate Gosselin knows no bounds. With the finale of her show, hopefully her eight kids will finds some peace outs...
My Facebook Date Made Me His Getaway Driver 13 Sep 2011 | 10:46 am
Oh, Facebook thank you for bring two star-crossed young people in South Wales together. Leah Gibbs, 23, was looking for love online. 21-year-old Adam Minton was secretly looking for something differ...
