Anti-anti-porn 24 Jul 2013 | 12:25 am

I know that look. You’re angry, aren’t you? I can tell. It’s the porn-block legislation, isn’t it? You’re angry about it, and you think everyone should be as angry as you. Well cool your jets there, ...

An Orgasm Is A Descent into Hell 13 Jul 2013 | 01:16 am

The orgasm is a descent into hell, tortured with grotesque, seizured bodies, gargoyle faces and primeval whimpering. It’s simultaneously the most beautiful thing in the world, and the most obscene. A...

Smut Your Mouth 2 Jul 2013 | 09:07 pm

Let’s just start by defining a couple of little terms. Smut Definition: noun: A particle of soot; sooty matter. Indecent language or publications; obscenity. Etymology: entered English in the 1660s...

The History Of Burlesque 27 May 2013 | 06:41 pm

Click the picture. Dare ya.

Are we broken people? 19 May 2013 | 05:05 pm

It’s a tough thing to consider: that you might not be a good person. But that’s the position I’ve been in for some weeks now. You see, there are a lot of very articulate people in my twitter feed, and...

I Am A Pixel #2 30 Apr 2013 | 02:45 am

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My Yellow Car 27 Apr 2013 | 03:55 pm

This reminds me of you 27 Apr 2013 | 03:00 pm

FUCK YOU, DRINK ME. 24 Apr 2013 | 03:25 pm

This might come as a surprise to you if you know that I write advertising copy for the adult industry, but I really love the Advertising Standards Agency. It sounds so boring and sinister. Replace ‘ag...