Matt Millen Doesn’t Need A GM Job To Demonstrate That He Knows Nothing About College Players 1 Sep 2011 | 05:01 pm

I’m ok with Matt Millen being on tv if he promises to say something dumb every time. So far, we’re good. Via Sports Grid.

Waive The Waiting Period, Induct Brendan Ryan In David Eckstein Scraptastic Hustle Hall of Fame Now 3 Aug 2011 | 07:07 pm

90′s Era Sports Stars Ask You To Keep It In Your Pants In The Most 90′s Era Way Possible 1 Aug 2011 | 10:11 am

Surfacing on the ‘net this past week was the collaborative effort of A.C Green, David Robinson, Barry Sanders and, apparently, the guy who edited the opening credits of Saved By The Bell, asking 90′s ...

Angry, Jilted Autograph Hound Takes His Ball And Goes Home Fires It Into Some Shrubbery 28 Jul 2011 | 03:04 pm

I never understood the allure of celebrity autographs. Picture requests I understand. They make sense to me. You can put them on Facebook, you can Photoshop a better, more happening celebrity into the...

The Costacos Bros. Sports Posters Get The Long Overdue Art Exhibit That They Deserve 14 Jun 2011 | 02:12 am

Our love for the Costacos Bros. posters is well documented (well, that’s if you’re a frequent reader of our site and you’ve been filing the appropriate documents. I haven’t). Like many of you, my wall...

Phenom Bryce Harper Possesses The Douchebaggery Of A Man Twice His Age 7 Jun 2011 | 03:46 pm

I tend to give younger athletes a bit of a pass when it comes to knucklehead behavior. It wasn’t too long ago that I was 19 and I’m sure as shit happy that I didn’t cameras and media folk tracking my ...

This Is What Happens When Mere Mortals Try To Get Within A Few Feet Of Ichiro 3 Jun 2011 | 02:13 pm

Sage Steele Knows Squirrels In This World Are Just Trying To Get A Nut 17 May 2011 | 09:57 am

I’m not a fan of Sage Steele. Every time she hosts the AM SportsCenter, I always get the impression that she doesn’t want to be there and is only doing this until Good Morning America calls. Plus, she...

Batting Cage Lever Deems Itself A ‘Robot’, Gets To Throw Out First Pitch At Game 21 Apr 2011 | 08:48 am

When I heard a ‘robot’ was going to throw out the first pitch at a baseball game, my initial thought was ‘Phew! Thank God we have our brightest young scientific minds working around the clock on somet...

Matt Millen Now Only Holds Seven Jobs On Television Analyzing Football 16 Apr 2011 | 02:21 pm

One gig down….many, many to go, but hey, as a Lions fan, I’m an expert at accepting small victories, i.e. not real victories. And sure, he’s still yapping away about football on television in a most u...