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#5936 14 Jun 2013 | 07:10 am

[+] (+1) [-] [Report] // Student has given Dr. Osborne an end of year gift Dr. Osborne: Oh, it's a tie that says "math whisperer" on it! Student: Yeah, because I couldn't find one that said "math ...

#5935 14 Jun 2013 | 06:25 am

[+] (0) [-] [Report] Mr. Burke: TJ and Catholic school are pretty much the same thing. No sex. Tags: burke tj

#5929 23 Apr 2013 | 06:42 am

[+] (+2) [-] [Report] // In French Student: Madame Delfosse? What does minable mean? Mme Delfosse: Minable? If somebody calls you that, you punch them. Tags: delfosse french

#5925 18 Mar 2013 | 12:23 am

[+] (0) [-] [Report] // Andy, Phil, and Bryan are presenting in Comparative Religion Andy: So actually, because of our schedules, we never went to the Christian Science Church. Mr. Lamb: So it's a...

#5922 10 Mar 2013 | 11:33 pm

[+] (+3) [-] [Report] // While discussing Halloween costumes Julia: You could go as a Japanese schoolgirl Julia: And you could get a partner to go as an octopus Tags: julia_sokolow

#5893 17 Dec 2012 | 06:41 am

[+] (+2) [-] [Report] // Talking about bringing food for a holiday party Glatter: Most of the other rotation is bringing ethnic food. Tommy: ... I'm white. Glatter: Well, you can bring napkins. ...

#5892 16 Dec 2012 | 07:30 am

[+] (+7) [-] [Report] // Kauffman is explaining the iodine clock lab based on reaction times // Students are supposed to time exactly when the color change occurs Kauffman: It happens fast. Faster...

#5890 14 Dec 2012 | 06:33 am

[+] (+1) [-] [Report] // Before PE class has started Student: Mrs. Davis, is there a female version of Satan? Mrs. Davis: Your mom? Student: ... Tags: davis pe

#5889 5 Dec 2012 | 11:46 pm

[+] (0) [-] [Report] // Examining a Macbook for poor cooling A: Why are you guys all groping his macbook? B: It's really hot. B: Wait, damn it.

#5888 3 Dec 2012 | 08:41 pm

[+] (+10) [-] [Report] // In IBET English working on Mythological Facebook pages Ms. Orser: Is everything going well? Death threats going around? If you guys are seducing each other, you're doing w...

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