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So Today Was a Quiet Morning and I Made Jam: Pluot Jam 27 Aug 2013 | 06:00 pm
-For your lazy, quiet Sunday.- It's a quiet Sunday for once and only because I did all the yard work, cleaning, and my writing yesterday. I survived a work week that was more stressful than it should...
Legal: Thai Iced Tea with Boba 20 Aug 2013 | 06:00 pm
-The end of conservative America looks like this apparently.- So this weekend I didn't do much cooking. I was too busy getting married. You may recall last year that my husband Brian and I had a rath...
He Didn't Come Here For You: Vanilla Bean & Lemon Rice Krispies Squares 13 Aug 2013 | 09:19 pm
-Yes, we're going all old school with graduate flavor.- I rarely ever seem to post stories about how terrifying humanity can be anymore. If you go through the archives you'll quickly realize that I a...
Giveaway Winner and Gypsy Curse 6 Aug 2013 | 06:49 pm
-Getting some shots ready.- I always get sick at the worst possible times it seems. It's like some kind of curse and makes me wonder what gypsy I pissed off in a previous life for some viral dreadnou...
Banned Words for Food Writers + Giveaway 30 Jul 2013 | 09:21 pm
-Some of this shit stops now.- Dear Food Writers, Bloggers, Etcetera. The following words are now banned. Please be on note. These words have been banned because they are pedantic, unimaginative, an...
Hot Hot Hot: White Sangria Popsicles 23 Jul 2013 | 06:00 pm
-Tasty popsicles with booze and summer fruit.- It's so damn hot this week I could wring myself out and fill a kidding pool with sweat. That's not too much of an exaggeration, mind you. It's been reac...
VG Kitchen Remodel: The Final Reveal 16 Jul 2013 | 09:00 pm
So we started with this: Beat up. Old. Tired. No working appliances. An extra door. Five god damn layers of linolium. Popcorn ceilings. Sofits. Broken pipes. Busted cabinetry. A light box. Scratched ...
Stalwart: Pickled Jalapenos 9 Jul 2013 | 06:00 pm
-Spicy perfection.- I was pretty much an angelic child. I rarely ever got in trouble and had an immaculate record in school. When I got home from school I would do my chores (clean the bathroom, clea...
The Cons: Vanilla Bean & Ghost Pepper Kumquat Marmalade 2 Jul 2013 | 08:52 pm
The kitchen is close to done. Not quite, but almost. That's another story, which at the moment I am unable to tell because if I do I'll suffer a conniption fueled from pure rage. So apologies if I nee...
VG Kitchen Remodel: Flooring & Blueberry Gorgonzola Tartines 18 Jun 2013 | 06:00 pm
-Behold! I have harnessed the power of the Earth itself!- Cooking today. Really really. Aren't you so proud of me? Enough of that, I have floors! We splurged on this, I admit. We got the really nice...