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Suggested Names for New ‘Game of Thrones’ Characters 31 Mar 2013 | 05:23 pm
By Lucien R.R.R. Young . - Lord Bendrick Dragonfist - Chamberlain Proudfinger - Janthos of Klyt - Sir Barnell Strapon - Proz the Whore - Mudge the...
Rejected Sitcom Pitches 18 Mar 2013 | 10:06 pm
CONTEXTLESS FITTIES Aimed primarily at the US market, Contextless Fitties follows a gang of super-attractive, hugely affluent thirtysomethings, as they drift around their cavernous apartments, compl...
An Email from the CEO of Titzeltown Productions to His Employees 15 Feb 2013 | 04:10 am
Dear Colleagues, . It is with a heavy heart I write these words, but my deep respect and affection for you all demands that I do. I have been CEO of this company for nigh on twenty years and, to the e...
Deliberately Poor Job Applications I’ve Made So That I Can Keep Claiming Benefits – Part One 1 Feb 2013 | 01:27 am
APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT GENERAL SALES ASSISTANT – MATALAN . . Name: Brother Nadu (‘Lucien Young’, before I underwent ThoughtCleanse) Mobile Number: N/A – phones are not allowed inside the Compound....
Ideas for Police Procedural Dramas 20 Jan 2013 | 11:17 pm
SWEATER Following the success of The Killing, Sweater marks a return to the twin worlds of crime and knitwear. It stars John Simm as Detective Trent Sweater, a maverick renegade who never plays by t...
America’s Forgotten Presidents 22 Dec 2012 | 02:45 am
(The following appears by kind permission of our sister blog, The Ol’ History Hole) Despite the common view that Barack Obama is the 44th President of the United States, historians have recently unc...
The Good Die/Are Called Young: An Autobiographical Screenplay 23 Apr 2012 | 07:47 am
Hey guys, some folks have been asking why I haven’t updated the blog in a while. I hope this goes some way towards explaining: Midnight. A solitary figure stands atop a skyscraper, brooding over t...
Guest Contributor #2 7 Feb 2012 | 11:56 pm
This week, ex-gangster Mickey Cranston talks about GBH, murder, and the bad times.
The Ol’ Amusement Hole Podcast 31 Jan 2012 | 01:23 pm
. Well, we’ve come a long way, baby. Over the past year, we’ve shared a few laughs, shed a few tears, mentioned Jason Statham an inordinate amount. But what I’ve realised recently is that the only th...
Idea for Tabloid Exposé 17 Jan 2012 | 11:46 pm
CONFESSIONS OF A PORN STAR Retired cockman GIRTH STAMINA lifts lid on porn’s dark underbelly By Lucien Young In the modern day Britain of 2012, porn is as much a part of life as ring-binders or ...
