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My Words for 2013 3 Jan 2013 | 08:27 am
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Are you worthy? 5 Mar 2012 | 07:34 am
People talk about worthiness in strange ways. As if it’s a thing to become, or attain, or accomplish or get done. Unworthiness often hides in funny places: behind athletic trophies, professional deg...
I just turned pro. 18 Jan 2012 | 08:31 am
It’s official folks. I am a professional Smart Ass. Pro. Fessional. I even have a card. Check it. Read more HERE.
Happy Chrismahannukwanzakuh 24 Dec 2011 | 02:26 am
Hey, have you heard about my latest shopping injury? Read all about it HERE. And make sure you’re on MY SHIT LIST, mamacita! Happy Holidays everyone…. or… Happy Chrismahannukwanzakuh See you ove...
Untitled 12 Dec 2011 | 08:01 am
Yo, mama! Where have you been? Here’s what you’ve been missing if you haven’t been to visit me at the new place. I wrote about having my stinky boy home for the holidays, HERE. Why is it that boys...
Going on a diet? There’s a (really big) pill for that! 23 Nov 2011 | 12:39 am
I’m going all Sarah Palin again people. As in: ROGUE. So put your helmets on. Brace yourselves. Grab onto a tree. Because I’m going on a d-d-d-d-d-d-d-diet. What fresh hell is this? Jeesh, when d...
my “Journey” with you 15 Nov 2011 | 02:51 am
Dear beautifulwonderfulamazing friend. I cannot tell you how much I have enjoyed our journey. But alas, we must soon part company. Oh dear, I was afraid there would be tears (mine). I knew this wa...
Mayday. Help! I Can’t Sleep. 4 Nov 2011 | 07:21 am
This is how I woke up this morning. It’s how I wake up most mornings these days. The problem is, it’s 3:28 a.m. And I’m awake. Every morning. At 3:28. I wake up. Technically it’s morning. But ...
step away from the refrigerator 23 Oct 2011 | 02:10 am
How many times have you done this with the refrigerator… You know you’re not hungry. Yet you keep going back for more. Well at least somebody finally had the wherewithal to stand up and speak the t...
For Dana 13 Oct 2011 | 07:03 pm
(This re-post is dedicated, with love, to my dear friend Dana, who is asking The Universe a whole lot of questions right now.) I have been having an affair for some time now. With The Universe. Don...
