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CNN, Are You Kidding Me? 10 Jun 2010 | 07:29 am
The image above is a screenshot of CNN’s homepage as it appears now. Their top story is titled ‘The risk of being an ‘angry black man’,” with the lead-in to the story phrased as follows: Critics have...
Burglar FAIL 27 May 2010 | 08:58 am
Here’s an amusing way for a burglar to be caught. The above excerpt reads: An Oak Hill community couple discovered a thief in their home Saturday after a man told a joke and heard a laugh upstairs. ...
Man Burns His House Down Because Wife Prepared Dinner Late 26 May 2010 | 08:36 am
You don’t like Guy Edward Jones when he’s hungry. Jones, 60, of West Virginia, allegedly set fire to his home after arguing with his wife Beverly over why his dinner wasn’t prepared. After returning...
British Grandmother Fined And Put Under Curfew For Selling Goldfish To Minor 19 May 2010 | 05:47 am
A 66-year-old grandmother and pet shop owner from Britain is being penalized by law enforcement for selling a goldfish to a 14-year-old boy, violating Britain’s animal protection laws. After a teenag...
Italian Pizzerias Suspected Of Firing Ovens With Coffin Wood Dug Up From Cemeteries 18 May 2010 | 06:55 am
Some cooks like to fire their ovens with apple wood. Some prefer hickory. Others, apparently, like wood from previously buried caskets — it really helps that dead-people flavor set in. Italian prosec...
Taco Bell Drive Through Customer Mistakenly Given $2,000 Dollars Instead Of Her Lunch 14 May 2010 | 02:00 am
Police are searching for a woman who was mistakenly given a bag containing $2,000 dollars at a Taco Bell drive through instead of her lunch. The manager at the Dayton, Ohio restaurant said it was sto...
Man On Trial For Branding His Children Like Cattle 13 May 2010 | 12:26 pm
A man from Washington State is standing trial for allegedly branding his children like cattle, leaving them with permanent scars on their arms, legs, and chest. Mark Seamands is accused of branding h...
British Politician Beats Down Hecklers Who Spat In His Face 11 May 2010 | 10:27 am
A question from Joe the Plumber is probably the most amusingly difficult thing an American politician needs to address while on the campaign trail. British politics works a bit differently. Bob Baile...
Angry Driver Violently Beats Old Man For Driving Too Slowly 7 May 2010 | 02:08 pm
Police have arrested Brandon Poulson, a 22-year-old truck driver from Iowa, on charges that he violently beat an old man because he didn’t like the way he drove. The 70-year-old victim was driving wi...
Weird Dream Inspires Japanese Woman To Author Bestselling Toe-Penis Book 7 May 2010 | 05:59 am
“The Apprenticeship of Big Toe P,” written by Japanese author Rieko Matsuura, follows Kazumi, a young woman who sets out on a quest of sexual self-discovery after waking up one morning with a penis on...